Unusual patterns...

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11/10/2020 at 16:28 • Filed to: None

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EssExTee has corr ectly guessed it over on The Hyphen... Geese!

for some reason they just like to dabble their beaks along the side of the vehicles. I always thought it was because they saw their reflections in the paint, but the dirty truck dabbling disproves that. Maybe they are just trying to get in...? I also have taken to checking the wiring to the electric parking brakes on the truck, as they go UNDER it and chew on stuff there too. Geese man, they’re fucking strange.

First to correctly deduce the source/cause of these wins an all-expense-paid Internet!

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DISCUSSION (26)


Kinja'd!!! Duck Duck Grey Duck FTMFW! > JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t
11/10/2020 at 16:39

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Birds of some sort.


Kinja'd!!! JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t > Duck Duck Grey Duck FTMFW!
11/10/2020 at 16:40

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can you be more specif ic?


Kinja'd!!! facw > JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t
11/10/2020 at 16:44

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It’s not the proximate cause, but I’m willing to say that needing to wash you truck was a contributing factor.


Kinja'd!!! I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker > JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t
11/10/2020 at 16:45

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Turkeys


Kinja'd!!! Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t
11/10/2020 at 16:48

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I’ve had tom turkey’s post of and try to fight my car. That’s my guess too.


Kinja'd!!! Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t
11/10/2020 at 16:49

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Sheep. If it isn’t rubbing it isn’t livestock. 


Kinja'd!!! flatisflat > JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t
11/10/2020 at 17:25

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Field reeds.


Kinja'd!!! VincentMalamute-Kim > facw
11/10/2020 at 17:27

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Not dirt, h e’s got a tan bedliner finish.


Kinja'd!!! VincentMalamute-Kim > JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t
11/10/2020 at 17:28

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yeah, turkeys have attacked my buddy’s A8 to his consternation.


Kinja'd!!! JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t > Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available
11/10/2020 at 17:31

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nope.


Kinja'd!!! JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
11/10/2020 at 17:31

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nope


Kinja'd!!! JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t > flatisflat
11/10/2020 at 17:31

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nope


Kinja'd!!! JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t > I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker
11/10/2020 at 17:31

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nope, it is bird(s)


Kinja'd!!! JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t > I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker
11/10/2020 at 17:32

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nope


Kinja'd!!! Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > Duck Duck Grey Duck FTMFW!
11/10/2020 at 17:55

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Pterodactyls?

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Kinja'd!!! Wacko > JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t
11/10/2020 at 17:55

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Kinja'd!!! vondon302 > JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t
11/10/2020 at 17:58

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Sparrows?


Kinja'd!!! JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t > vondon302
11/10/2020 at 18:29

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you’re in the right class of animals.


Kinja'd!!! JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t > Wacko
11/10/2020 at 18:30

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nope, but you’re in the right class of animals


Kinja'd!!! Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t
11/10/2020 at 18:32

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Dangit, was just thinking about how you said you put live rams in the back of that thing. Supposedly it is some sort of birb I hear. I’m going to go with seagulls because (stop it now).

But seriously, ummmm, ostriches? 


Kinja'd!!! JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t > Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available
11/10/2020 at 18:42

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you were closer with the seagulls.


Kinja'd!!! Jb boin > JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t
11/10/2020 at 18:45

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Would have said raccoon but it doesn’t seem to be.


Kinja'd!!! Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t
11/10/2020 at 18:51

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I don't know what kind of birds you have that go rubbing up against your truck. Flightless or flightful? Because I'm not sure if it's penguins or pigeons. 


Kinja'd!!! JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t > Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available
11/10/2020 at 18:54

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semi-flighted. American Buff domestic geese. they are a strange an amusing bunch of assho les. see video in the edited post. (EssExTee got it)


Kinja'd!!! Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t
11/10/2020 at 19:33

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Dagnabit!


Kinja'd!!! Duck Duck Grey Duck FTMFW! > Duck Duck Grey Duck FTMFW!
11/11/2020 at 21:36

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Well I have a preference for ducks but imma say goosen